There isn't much doubt that North American forces will eventually capture, imprison and execute Osama bin Laden and top members of the Islamic Jihad Movement. Hopefully, a similar fate will befall the likes of Saddam Hussein, Muammar Khaddafi and Yasir Arafat. We Realists are absolutely certain that the enemy will pay the ultimate price for the horrific actions it committed on September 11.
However, the enemy will not be punished enough, unless an interminable hell is inflicted by fulfilling its wildest nightmare, showing Islamic Jihad that it should have left well enough alone, that its stooge Arafat should have taken the major concessions that U.S. President Bill Clinton forced former Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Barak to offer the Palestinians. They will never get an offer like that again! If the Palestinians and the Jihad thought they had something to cry about before, they ain't seen nothin' yet. Let's leave them with an insult so entrenched within the heart of the Middle East that it is commensurate with the depth of their diabolical insanities.
We Realists see no reason why Israel should not willingly and eagerly agree to become America's 51st state. Not only does that provide us with a cultural center and military base from which to protect freedom-loving peoples in the Middle East, but also achieves the following objectives:
We Realists are convinced that bin Laden is not insane. His cunning and brilliance at war have too often been proven. His bombing U.S. military installations and national symbols is more akin to Ho Chi Minh's invasion of South Vietnam than to the actions of a mere religious fundamentalist. Bin Laden, in the eyes of a Realist, is more Maoist than Muslim.
Broadcasting the Chinese connection to the September 11 atrocities will deeply embarrass Red China, and ultimately lead to its downfall through civil war and a true liberation of its people from communist slavery. Red China will pay dearly for inciting bin Laden and his followers to wholesale butchery against the continental United States.
Playing cat-and-mouse is much more effective if the name of the deadly sport is declared for all to hear. It's the American Way. We Realists think it is only fair to invoke the doctrine of mutually-assured destruction (MAD) via atomic bombs. It worked in the Cold War. It'll work again. What is happening now is that the world is on hair-trigger nuclear alert. It's a formula for mass suicide devised by the authors of Armageddon -- the Red Chinese warlords.
Honesty will do more to prevent an atomic World War than capitulating to a disease called World Socialism, which is bent on World Suicide.
The Realists welcome your responses to this plan. Only by hearing from you can we determine the degree of success achieved by socialist propaganda on the hearts and minds of North Americans.