As certainly as America swept into the western territories ceded to her by Mexico, Americans will most certainly lead the human race in an explosion of volcanic force to outer space. Our families will ecstatically overrun the barren, lifeless planets – first those of our solar system and then other extra-solar planets with a sustainable atmosphere.

President John F. Kennedy showed us exactly where we’re headed – to the moon and beyond. Yet that was not part of the Democratic Party’s plans for the nation. Kennedy’s opposition to abortion and his desire to get us out of Vietnam (knowing that the war against Communism was right, but Vietnam was the wrong battle and theatre to fight it in) and his sluggish leadership as a representative of the Federal Socialist Party – let’s face it, Democrats have been Marxist since FDR – led to his elaborately staged assassination in Dallas.

LBJ! Boy, don’t we all know THAT Dixiecrat who accelerated Socialism with his Great Society Program at a tempo that only a great communicator and backslapper of Congress could manage, intent on proving that WASHINGTON, D. C. would run the New World Order Socialist Federation!

LBJ knew how to run a Plantation like a socialist federation! You gotsta keep the slaves happy, massa!

I’ve done enough to expound on the mess America now finds itself in. People are asking me what I intend to do as President. Well, I’ll just pick up where Kennedy left off (or is that lift-off?). I’m a cane-holding, 65-year-old character actor, not even a leading man like Ronald Reagan was, but by gum, as Walter Brennan might have said, I’ll take you to the stars, my fellow Americans.

We’re making sure the possible Civil War we’re facing over abortion never happens. We’re ordering the Supreme Court to live up to the Declaration of Independence. We’re putting the prow back on our ship of state and re-entering the life-loving seas of our territorial waters as the U.S.S. Eternity.

We’re stopping foreign aid until it is assured of getting to those in need – and not being diverted into terrorist training camps and Cayman Islands bank accounts.

We will NOT come to the aid of Europe in its upcoming civil war. The Socialist Federation of the European Union brought all this discord upon itself through its insane immigration policies and denial of its Christian heritage. Europe let itself be taken where the Enlightened of France wished it to go, to a veritable heart of darkness in which its identity and existence are now threatened by expansionary Islam.

We will contain Islamism as we contained Communism during the Cold War. America was then a nation that really didn’t NEED the rest of the world. We had the highest gross domestic product per capita and consumed most of it. I’ll bring back those days.

We will see Red China freed in the same way President Reagan tore down the Berlin Wall and dismantled the Soviet Union. We will reignite the Space Program. Eventually, there will not be enough Rainbow People to populate the planets we explore.

We will, in the first four years of my administration, deal with the inevitable backlash of what is now the virtual ESTABLISHMENT of the United States. Pro-choice supporters or tacit approvers of abortion will see their dynasties and careers begin to fade. The opinion of the American people on this issue will override that of the Supreme Court. Say goodbye to Roe v. Wade.

We will pursue Islam until it is forced to disown its war on Judeo-Christian civilization and undergoes a Reformation that brings it from the 12^th century to the 21^st century. If Islam refuses to modernize, we will suppress it.

We will reopen the Eastern Gate of Jerusalem. Through it will race the Rainbow Children of the World as the New Christ, Saviour and eventual Protectors of the Human Race.

That is pretty much what I see as our collective RAINBOW DESTINY. America, will you join me in my Crusade?