The acronym for Friends of the American Mao is FOAM!

I’m betting on Moby Dick. You know, the Great White Sperm Whale that lurks in the depths of the ocean and, every once in a while, bursts through the foam!

Mao Zedong was more than foam over China. He still has a lock on that nation, Mr. Moriarty.

Well, then, I guess Moby’s going to have to break them, too.

So, you’re saying there’d be a civil war in China and the United States, sir?

And Europe!

Worldwide civil war?

Pretty much.

I don’t see it happening.

Why?

There’s not enough pain. Unless people feel, they don’t see.

There will be more than enough agony in America within the next six years. And if America "blows," the rest of the World will eventually follow. It happened in our first Civil War to end slavery – the human race followed in our footsteps. The same thing will happen when we overturn Roe v. Wade and abortion. As Mao goes with the United Nations Population Control Policy, so Bill and Hillary go with Roe v. Wade. Break Roe v. Wade and the UN Building changes location to Europe. If you want homicidally pointless FOAM, just review the UN’s criminal negligence of ethnic cleansings in Rwanda and the Sudan.

But that’s in Africa!

Africa is going to have to fend for itself in the coming decade. There’s enough civil war going on there now for it to be a role model for the rest of the world.

So, it’s the Apocalypse?

Indeed.

In the next six years?

That depends on Iran.

How so?

If any nation will be stupid enough to throw the first nuclear punch, it will be Iran. Its leader Mahmood Ahmedinejad is Kim Jong Il in a turban.

Then why won’t North Korea "throw it" first?

Kim has Mao standing over him, watching his every move. No one stands over Iran except Allah, and since that God hasn’t helped us find Osama bin Laden or Al Zarqawi, he’s not going to hold Iran back.

Who’ll be the next President?

If his heart holds out, it will be Rudolph Giuliani.

Is he one of the "bubbles" in the FOAM?

Oh, yes, Mussolini was as close to Hitler as the Chaplin moustache on his upper lip.

And if his heart doesn’t hold up?

Or he has a plane accident off Cape Cod?

You mean like John Kennedy, Jr. did?

Yup.

Are you saying…?

Ron Brown, Bill Clinton’s Commerce Secretary, went down in the Balkans with a veteran in the pilot’s seat. John Jr. was flying with a drug-addicted wife in the passenger seat next to him. When her cellphone suddenly and mysteriously rang in mid-flight (shades of The Manchurian Candidate!). Brown and John Jr. were possible inconveniences to the FOAM. So was Vince Foster. How hard is it to get rid of two or three pains in the ass? I think there were more downings of planes under Bill Clinton’s administration – commercial flights and otherwise – than under George W. Bush. There was also a body count in Governor Clinton’s Arkansas that few people know about. They will find out. It’s amazing how civil war can drive the truth from the hiding places the snakes keep it in.

So, what happens next?

Once Roe v. Wade is overturned and the Supreme Court mandated, in the same way that oligarchy mandated the Maoist Population Control Policy all over America, once the court of last resort is ordered to live up to the Declaration of Independence, Chairman Bill and his FOAM will start popping like the inhumane bubbles they are and, filled with the helium of their Maoist narcissism, float up and over the Atlantic to the city of Post-Modern origins: Paris, where dwells the Father Figure Jacques Chirac, the only surviving bit of FOAM left for Chairman Bill to seek solace from. Tony Blair is already on the way out.

So Bill and Hillary had better start brushing up on their conversational French?

In a speed-learning course. They’ll enter the City of Light with Parisians calling them the new Kennedys when they’re really Lyndon and Lady Bird with Mona Lisa smiles and Ken and Barbie Doll faces.

What about Chairman Bill’s Tom Sawyer act?

Only Americans were naïve enough to help paint Bill’s fence with the blood red of fetal tissue. Paris and the French will grow increasingly impatient with him and his wife.

The entire French Revolutionary intellect… indeed, Post-Modernism itself… has its origins in the 12th century and the birth of the Illuminati. Their offspring at Yale University (through its Skull and Bones fraternity) is the Bush family. If they weren’t so wedded to Saudi oil, they’d be in Paris with Chairman Bill. However, the Bushes will see their bread buttered, not in Maoist Paris, but in Allah’s Riyadh.

Chairman Bill and his new deputy chairman Chirac will see no alternative but to call in the Red Chinese Maoist Army. Yes, the wannabe Mao will expose the Mamma’s Boy within and go crying for the only Daddy his mentors (Rev. W. O. Vaught, William Fulbright, Jr. and Edmund Wilson) put him on the train to: Mao Zedong, the ultimate intellectual man of action, as Wilson phrased it.

And Moby Dick?

He’ll be swimming in the depths of Lake Michigan to rouse Chicago, inspire that once great city to toss off the heaviest of the FOAM: the George Soros/Mayor Richard M. Daley/Barack Obama/University of Chicago heavy-hitters.

What makes them heavier than Chairman Bill’s New York City honchos?

The black Muslims of King Louis Farrakhan and his House of Islam.

What can you do about that?

Well, as that brilliant but ultimately disillusioned Canadian Communist Pierre Trudeau said when imposing martial law after the Rose brothers kidnapped a British diplomat and murdered a Quebec cabinet minister: "Just watch me."