By Michael Moriarty

Much talk of same sex marriage these days. One doesn’t expect such a wedding ceremony to necessitate the murder of over 3,000 people, but that’s the Axis of Evil for you. We in North America have tried
to relegate Osama bin Laden to a crazy wing of the world psychiatric hospital – the straightjacket cells of the criminally insane, where brothers and sisters of the same faith can gather to plead for his release, not knowing, of course, that he’s not really a Muslim. He’s a minion of Mao Zedong. It is our belief, at any rate, that Islamists have unwittingly become the minions of the Butcher in Chinese Pajamas.

Unfortunately, the weight of homicidal intent in the Koran is undeniable. "Death to all infidels" is pretty much what it says. Even now, to reveal the racial supremacy beneath Islam, Arab Muslims are
butchering black Muslims in the Sudan. The Janjaweed, like the German S.S., is moving its own version of the Final Solution along, while the government of Sudan and the United Nations are looking the other way. They wish to "let nature take its course," as is agreed upon in the bowels of their Manhattan Temple, and was instituted while they criminally neglected the tribal genocides in Rwanda and Serbia. 

Why two patriarchal psychotics like Mohammed and Mao Zedong would wish to join so visibly on an autumn day in New York City only signals Mao’s impatience. His desire to destroy the Judeo-Christian Civilization and imprison what is left of the Free World has him "dropping his veil," so to speak. Who plays the husband in this marriage between Islam and Communism is hard to say. Islam and Maoism share a common enemy, though, and that foe is the United States. I suppose, that’s enough to keep the marriage of convenience going, for a while at least, if only to "kill the kids faster," which is why they’re not divorcing yet. There will be a falling out, of course. That’s as certain a divorce as the one between Tiny Tim and Miss Vicki.

Meanwhile, the five leading duennas of the two major socialist federations – Canada and the European Union – are putting their heads together. How they’re going to keep the basically male chauvinist idea of patriarchy, the infuriating human rights abuses in Red China to a minimum is the main question on the agenda of the Prime Minister of Canada, Paul Martin. His admonitions to Beijing are regularly emasculated, however, by the Governor General of Canada. That she represents the Queen is an odd fact to consider. Maggie Thatcher would have advised the Queen to have the lady excommunicated, so to speak. The English-speaking people are all about individual freedom, not feeding the crocodile of tyranny with a "realpolitik" policy worthy of Henry Kissinger himself.

Oh, well, I sit in Canada, as if in a ringside seat, watching my favorite fighter, America, being sucker-punched, lied to by both of her political parties, and destined for the Intensive Care Section as surely as New Orleans. And my fighter can’t even get close enough to the ear of the Supreme Court to bite it off.

I’d send the honeymoon couple that is literally leading the human race to tyranny and suicide into France. Yes, the breeding ground of both Patriarchal and Matriarchal Communism. Let the Al Qaeda welcome them. Such an anniversary of their marriage would certainly lead to violence in the Tuileries. They might make the memorial wedding cake look like a guillotine, or resemble the Eiffel Tower, which in turn could be transformed into the French Revolution’s favorite instrument of purge, the blade beginning its fall from the tower’s pointy top and descending inevitably to ring in the ultimate triumph of Communism. On Mayday. Yes, the birthday of a Bloody Brotherhood, a vision of fraternité that will never be surpassed in its genius for death, nor its metaphysically ungrateful indifference to life itself.