I always think of Mao Zedong now as Ahab… you know, the doomed sea captain who hunted the Great White Whale… and lost.

During the 2008 Presidential Campaign, I will put a new, nuclear submarine on order from the military/industrial complex… to be delivered to the Navy upon my Inauguration as President of the United States in January 2013… yes… and no, that won’t be too late… no, the Great Maoist Flying Red Dragon of Communist China will not even have flown over, let alone set foot on North American soil. China will have taken Taiwan by then but shortly after that, as a countermove, we will take Cuba. If we tried to defend Taiwan, we would destroy it… so, as General Douglas MacArthur said to the Philippines, I as President will say to Taiwan: "We shall return."

When the Taiwanese see the return of American Flying Tigers… yes, that most glorious era of Yankee Aces who shot the "Nips" out of the air just before World War II – Terry and the Pirates, remember – oh, yes… and when our undisputed heroes of the air return again, the best of the United States Air Force decommissioned to volunteer as aerial reminders of our love of freedom to the Chinese White Tiger Ground Resistance to Communism, yes… the Chinese will free themselves. If one thousand Chinese men and women, amidst one billion, possess half the courage of the men and women of Tienanmen Square, China will be free!

The status quo which the Clinton/Bush Global Empire would so like to maintain, a state of virtual humiliation for any friends of freedom – that abominable condition in which America now finds itself depends entirely on a Godfather named Mao Zedong and his mercenary minions of Islam. Yes, Mao now rules the world from the grave in the same way Christ used to guide us in the Free World. Now, with neo-Lifestyle-Christians and Liberation Catholics supporting abortion, the Church of England, the United Church of Canada and the Progressive Christians of Billy Graham are virtual Socialist euphemisms in full and unquestioning support of Mao’s Zedong’s Population Control Policy. It is propagated by the United Nations but designed by Mao during the Great Leap Forward’s wearying indifference to human life.

Here I was, a boy in the 1950s, being told that the Chinese have a different attitude toward life – that life was cheap over there – when all the starvation going on in Red China was the sole result of one man: Mao Zedong.

Well, if you can sell Americans the belief that Christ condones Abortion, then what isn’t possible?

It’s the Christ Jesus vs. the anti-Christ Mao Zedong. It’s really that simple; and we will pick one of those foxholes or die in a self-deluded demilitarized zone. If you are for worldwide wholesale abortion, you’re inevitably a Maoist. If not, then join the Soldiers of the World Catholic Underground.

Abortion and slavery: can you really see much difference in the mountainous size of these inhumanities? If you can, then move to Harlem and kneel at the feet of Mao’s best Pope – the White Bwana, Bill Clinton.

Oh, Moby Dick…yes, thus will I christen the nuclear submarine that will prowl the Pacific while the Flying Tigers annoy the Red Chinese Air Force. Annoy… that’s all… keep that Maoist Dragon in the air while the White Tigers of the Chinese Resistance savage the Dragon’s soft underbelly.