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Moriarty Screenplay in Development

Michael Moriarty is completing the screenplay for The Has Been, a breezy comedy about the misadventures of a grandiose actor and his eccentric entourage.

Mr. Moriarty notes that: "The Has Been is a satire on the changing nature of the entertainment business. It's about an actor trained in the legitimate theatre, as he tries to mesh with Hollywood North. His own snobbery is part of the comedy."

Mr. Moriarty is putting the finishing touches on another personal project - the film version of his stage play Hitler Meets Christ, shot entirely on location in Vancouver's Downtown East Side "combat zone."

Mr. Moriarty is seeking partners/investors for The Has Been. Serious expressions of interest should be sent to Tyman Stewart, Characters Talent Agency; tel. (604) 733-9800; fax (604) 733-6000; e-mail: tyman@canadafilm.com.

An excerpt from The Has Been screenplay is reproduced here for the first time.

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THE HAS BEEN

A Screenplay
By
Michael Moriarty

Hollywood mansion, Bel Air, day.

35 mm. It could be part of the film within the film.

An older man, perhaps 60 or 70, Laurence Montreux, is lying on an air mattress, in a pool. He's drinking and smoking and falling asleep. His cigarette falls on the mattress and the mattress explodes and he goes down into the bottom of the pool.

His Hindi house boy, ABBY, sees this and begins to shout and scream hysterically.

The bodyguard, BOBBY, doesn't seem the least bit concerned.

ABBY

(Ad lib hysteria until this final line)

He's dead! Dead! Dead!! Dead!

BOBBY

Ten to one, he's fine.

ABBY

Do something!!

Suddenly, Laurence Montreux rises from the pool.

LAURENCE

Does anyone have a cigarette?

The bodyguard, BOBBY, hands Laurence a cigarette.

ABBY
(Still hysterical)

You silly, silly man!
You almost drowned yourself!

MONTREUX

No. I simply wanted to take a dip.

Credits.

ABBY
(Voice over)

He's crazy man.
Crazy, crazy, crazy!
Twenty years with this mental case!
He make "comeback" and he still try to kill himself.
We try so hard to help him.
And then he go and try to drink and smoke himself to death.
He very famous in nineties TV series.
We make lot of money together.
Then he quit job.

During this monologue, we see excerpts of Laurence Montreux's television series.

We go to Canada!
Live in trailer camp!

We are now in black and white, documentary style.

Shots of the trailer camp and the trailer they live in.

MONTREUX
(Sitting in the trailer with ABBY, BOBBY and OPY, his son)

I wish to go to Horseshoe Bay.

Cut to aerial views of a beaten-up Mercedes Benz, driven by ABBY. Laurence Montreux is, once again, falling asleep in the back of the car. BOBBY, the bodyguard, takes the cigarette from Laurence's hand and tosses it out the window.

The four of them, ABBY, BOBBY, OPY and LAURENCE enter the restaurant at Horseshoe Bay. The headwaiter grimaces at the sight of them.

MONTREUX

The usual, Bernard.

Bernard reluctantly escorts the four of them to their table.

OPY

Dad, why do you like this place?

MONTREUX

Its magnificence!
Nowhere else can you find a view like this!
Not even in Switzerland!

Cut to 35 mm views of Horseshoe Bay and the mountains.

MONTREUX (OFF-CAMERA)

I am in semi-retirement and I intend to enjoy myself.

MONTREUX (ON-CAMERA)

"Ya gotta problem!?"

OPY is suitably intimidated. He backs off.

MONTREUX (ON-CAMERA)
(Looking out the window of the restaurant)

Well, look at that……

Cut to a view of six men outside the restaurant, one with a still camera, looking about the area.

Six more thieves from Hollywood…..

BOBBY

What're you talking about?

MONTREUX

They……
(He points at the six men outside)
..are from the "fill-um" industry…
..they are here to "scout" a location!

BOBBY

They look like realtors to me.

MONTREUX

I do my best to escape that dreadful place….and what do you know…..they
find me at a restaurant in Horseshoe Bay!

BOBBY

Don't get paranoid on me.

The six men walk toward the restaurant and enter. They look around the establishment. One spies MONTREUX and looks away. Another sees MONTREUX and slowly sidles over toward him.

Once the "other" gets near MONTREUX's table, MONTREUX breaks the ice.

MONTREUX

Well, hello Hollywood!

STRANGER ONE

I beg your pardon?

MONTREUX

You're in pre-production and you're scouting a location. I'll bet you're one of
the "producers."

STRANGER ONE

Yes. And you are Laurence Montreux….correct?

MONTREUX

Exactly.

STRANGER ONE

I don't think we've ever worked together….

MONTREUX

No, can't say that I remember. Now, you are a producer….of some sort
,
correct?

STRANGER ONE

Yes….

MONTREUX

And he…..

(MONTREUX points to the younger member of the group)

….is the director……….

STRANGER TWO, the director, accepts the attention and walks over to MONTREUX.

STRANGER TWO/DIRECTOR

Hello. I think we met once in an elevator in Vancouver.

MONTREUX

That's entirely possible, but presently….utterly forgettable.

STRANGER ONE/PRODUCER

How's the sound here?

MONTREUX

Well, the ferries honk almost every hour. It might put a blanket on your perfection if, indeed, that, as a movie producer, is what you're after…. If you shoot your film at night, you should have no problem.

STRANGER TWO/DIRECTOR

No, it's a day shoot.

MONTREUX

How many pages to the scene?

PRODUCER

Ten….ten pages…

MONTREUX

Oh, God! I'll lose this place as my watering hole for at least three days. If I owned this joint…I'd charge you an arm and a leg.

Installment 2


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