THE CLINTON SAVOY AND
THE AMERICAN MAO ZEDONG
By Michael Moriarty
Helluva hotel, the Clinton Savoy. In Bill’s own mind, it’s a university… a HALL OF HIGHER LEARNING in which the entire human race will be forced to enrol! This hotel will henceforth be known as
Bill’s Savoy, although the missus prefers Hillary’s Hive.Clinton began his Reichian THIRD WAY at Chequers in England. Chequers is a famous home for Britain’s elites – a power house where all the movers and shakers hang out: presidents and prime ministers, cabinet ministers and ambassadors… well, let’s not move
too low down the THIRD WAY totem pole to the level of mere secretaries of state of one stripe or another. Yeah, Chequers and the CLINTON HOTEL are the Olympia… that Greek Renaissance Weekend where the Gods meet."If you got it, you got it," and Bill and Hillary most assuredly got it. He be the It guy and she the It girl. Bill’s the American Mao. His problem is… he’s American, not Chinese, you see. He’s sitting on the most individually free nation in the history of the planet. America is like Moby Dick… yes, the great white sperm whale… Moby’s a rainbow sperm whale in America, and decidedly male, despite Post-Modern appearances.
In the eyes of African-Americans, Bill is the FIRST BLACK PRESIDENT. With Senator Barack Obama, the Black Bwana, waiting in the wings, Bill pales by comparison. (He is white, after all.) They’re pals, though. Bill and Obama talk about things that Bill can’t talk about with Hillary. Guy talk. There is, however, a THIRD MALE in the wings: Rudolph Giuliani. He’s saying he’ll build CHURCHILL ESTATES.
So, we’ve got BILL’S SAVOY because the Savoy Hotel in London was the one Winston Churchill dined in frequently, after holding court at Chequers… Ho Chi Minh of Vietnam waited on tables there too. Then we have HILLARY’S HIVE, Obama’s LUMUMBA UNIVERSITY and Giuliani’s CHURCHILL ESTATES.
Since Churchill has already dined at the Savoy, I figure Bill’s hotel wins… and though Giuliani’s CHURCHILL ESTATES seems larger than a hotel, it’s… uh… well, mostly just a set of cottages surrounding the SAVOY.
Giuliani learned everything he knows from Bill. So did Obama, who is a kind of Patrice Lumumba with a Bill Clinton delivery. Obama’s not into hotels. He’s a university man. If he becomes president, his cabinet will be more of a faculty than a flock of government secretaries or apparatchiks. There was once a Patrice Lumumba University in Moscow. (It is now called the Peoples’ Friendship University of Russia.) Bill got there long before Obama had even heard of the place. They’re all still trailing Bill.
And they’re Post-Modern. They all believe in Multiculturalism, abortion and immigration without limits, and BIG GOVERNMENT.
Obama believes in Communism with a human face (impossible, I say!). The final round between Bill and Obama is approaching: we’ll call them the Bwana Playoffs.
Even if Bill loses, he still has the votes of all female college graduates worldwide, and he’d only slip to Harlem’s category of "the best white friend of all my… best friends who are white."
Obama’s main problem in competing in a Post-Modern Empire is that it is impossible to unseat the undisputed Antichrist of Post-Modernism – Mao Zedong, the wickedest man who ever lived.
Communism has been riding on Mao’s coattails since the Soviet Union collapsed. Vladimir Putin is cozying up to Hu and Wen, running joint military manoeuvres with them: the worst fear of U.S. cold warriors – a Sino-Soviet friendship and military pact – is now happening just as the planet-girdling Arab world erupts in anti-American jihadist rage. Meanwhile, the deadly chess game Beijing plays with Washington over Taiwan continues.
Bill and Obama think they can make the marriage between the greediest capitalists and the most power-hungry communists work. You gotta problem with that?
What the Post-Moderns have done to the Americans’ "inalienable right to life," replacing it with death by abortion, was a lose-lose proposition for the United States. Clinton’s miraculous "growth without inflation" required lowering the overhead with slave and sweatshop labor from the Communist-controlled Third World. It certainly made Ross Perot’s concerns about the "sucking sound" of lost American jobs to Mexico, after the signing of the North American Free Trade Agreement, pale by comparison to the profound, ongoing shame of an America pretending that the Civil War never happened. Even the African-Americans are profiting from slavery in Clinton’s RAINBOW WALL STREET. If Rev. Jesse Jackson can say abortion is acceptable now because it’s without prejudice, a RAINBOW DEATH, then I guess he’d go for RAINBOW SLAVERY too.
Hypocrisy is now a RAINBOW VIRULENCE. The Devil is the most color-blind force in the universe. He sees no compromise to be made with racial stereotyping. It’s verboten! If he did compromise, how could he get his Muslim terrorists into the Western World? If Multiculturalism can’t tie the hands of customs inspectors at Immigration, Al Qaeda won’t be able to tie the hands of its hostages. Lucifer makes sure that every culture to show up on North American shores has automatic parity, equality and the right to demand that Sikh schoolboys carry their "sacred knives" to class with them. Perhaps the NRA should become a non-profit religion and declare 12-gauge shotguns a "sacred relic."
The one fundamental and ultimate American value we have left, after the Post-Moderns made toilet paper out of the Constitution and lit their Cuban cigars with the Declaration of Independence, is individual freedom: the goal and "common denominator," as Sir Winston Churchill described it, of the entire English-speaking world. Individual freedom is flourishing with the advent of the personal computer, that greatest gift of individual freedom’s greatest growing pain, the one most loathed by Marxists, the Industrial Revolution. The grandchildren of "abused factory labour," as Marx described them, now have access, for much less than a college education, to every library and information center in the world. It’s a virtual display case of the human condition that will allow humanity to gather its "collective unconscious," as the Post-Moderns are willing to acknowledge a deity in some form, and toss off its back the would-be Emperors of the Post-Modern World, such as Bill, Hillary, Obama and Giuliani.
But, with all these Emperors competing, what makes Bill Clinton the undisputed American Mao Zedong?
Just this month, and from his Harlem office phone, Emperor Clinton convinced all the major soda pop companies to stop selling sugar-based colas to public schools. They’ve sworn to only send diet soda. Do you realize the Maoist power it takes to pull that off?
For the United States government to accomplish this goal would require the approval of Congress, the President, Secretary of Education and Surgeon General, and a constitutional review by the Supreme Court.
The CLINTON FOUNDATION is a one-man lobby that can… well… just skip Washington, D. C. entirely. Take that, KISSINGER ASSOCIATES!
The not-so-good Dr. K will be lucky to end up a Chou En-lai to Clinton’s Mao. And Bill’s just warming up!
There’s a GLOBAL FIREWORKS being advertised all over the Internet and it’s coming up! It’s part of the CLINTON GLOBAL INITIATIVE.
Not long ago, Bill’s former Deputy Chairman Al Gore announced the Internet’s INFORMATION HIGHWAY!
Well, guess who’s having the highway constructed? CHAIRMAN BILL!
Yup, he’s going to move whole blogs, even conservative ones, onto HIS information highway. And if they refuse? There’s always an offer any human being CANNOT refuse. The CEOs of the cola companies certainly rolled over for the American Mao. The Chairman, you see, has friends in the Fourth Estate, one of them being his propaganda minister Ted Turner. If these networks raised the price of advertising time on the cola companies to get them to "do the right thing"… well, that’s a bargaining chip, isn’t it?
Hillary announced herself as Mother of the Year with her book IT TAKES A VILLAGE. America pretty much gave her a Bronx cheer for that lousy book and her health reform bill. She was only the wife of the Chairman, though.
Bill’s now announced himself as "Father of the World" and while he’s dazzling us with his assault on AIDS, especially in Africa, he hasn’t forgotten his own country, you know.
Bill Gates of Microsoft, a distant friend of the Clintons, capitulated to Red China’s demands that certain websites no longer appear in China. If Bill made the same request of Gates, do you think he’d turn down a friend, the virtual American Mao himself?
These are all Progressive Post-Moderns. The groundwork for them has been laid ever since the Illuminati first appeared as a secret society at the beginning of the 12h Century. Its most direct descendent in America is Yale University’s very own SKULL AND BONES honcho George H.W. Bush. A pyramid with the third eye at its peak (a design straight out of
The Da Vinci Code) appears on U.S. currency. This means the "Enlightened" of France had a few pals among the Founding Fathers, or sneaked into the Treasury Department to design our dollar, in the same way Canadian Prime Minister Lester B. Pearson redesigned his country’s flag into two red curtains about to close on the poor little national symbol – the maple leaf.Gee… this is getting worrisome, isn’t it?
Well, America and her individual freedom make this nation a virtual Moby Dick, the whale that so obsessed Captain Ahab that he couldn’t stop wanting to kill it.
Kill individual freedom?
Fat chance!
I don’t care how inviting the lobby of the CLINTON SAVOY HOTEL is, what appointments Bill puts in the suites, how blazingly insincere are the smiles on the faces of its hired help, that INFORMATION HIGHWAY you’re invited to get on, by driving up the ramps, mounting the marquee steps, greeting all your new Post-Modern friends, seeing the floor show in the DEVIL’S RAINBOW ROOM, riding the express elevators up to that perfect night with your main squeeze… once the guests see what the cleaning staff does, riffling through every corner of your possessions for that all-important information which will help Chairman Bill KEEP you on the INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY and going in the direction he says you MUST go in, there’ll be… well… the next six years in America will, under a Puppet President handpicked by Chairman Bill, look like Moby Dick slamming itself against the good ship
Pequod.We all know what happens to Captain Ahab eventually, while Moby Dick, like Ole Man River, just keeps rollin’ along.